Hey, y'all.
I really don't know why I'm awake right now seeing as I did not go to sleep at all last night, but whatever. I'm a lil' bit of an insomniac.
I'm thinking I'll do some talking about presidential candidates pretty soon, including my personal fave, GOP "classical liberal"/libertarian (his term/everyone else's) Gary Johnson. He was a successful two term president of New Mexico and he's awesome. This article from The Atlantic features the video he put together after CNN, in an epic bout of c***-blocking (WHOA I CENSORED MYSELF), barred him from their debate in mid-June. I personally tried real hard to watch the debate, but I was in a sports bar in Dallas at the time and the one TV that was on CNN was muted. So essentially we read the questions and debated whether Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann is hotter (an entirely relative debate, keep in mind).
I might go into offering info on other candidates here as a sort of... public service?
I'll also probably ramble about my college and life plans. It'll be excited. And as I start working on reviews for entertainment-y stuff, those will pop up.
See y'all around.
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Friday, July 1, 2011
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Staphylococcus aureus is my new BFF.
Dat's right, peeps. I went and got myself another staph infection.
It's pretty grody, not gonna lie. And this time it's on BOTH legs. Which is. . . ridic. But what's even worse (better?) is the pattern I'm beginning to establish. If I can only get a third, this will be statistically feasible.
Summer reading for high school English gives me staph infections.
How? I don't know. But somehow, whenever I venture outside in the summer (ok, so both times in the last two years) to read, this happens. The summer before tenth grade I was innocently reading The Joy Luck Club and as I recall I was doing some major hating on one of the characters and then I came inside and later I realized I had a very oddly placed and specific sunburn.
Long story, short: STAPH INFECTION.
This has just repeated itself with The Awakening even though I like all the characters. Booooo.
Worst part is, I can't go to the doctor for like another two days so I could very well die and that is not in my life plan so. Let's hope it doesn't happen. The good news is I found my BACTROBAN!!!! from my previous staph infection and it seems to be helping. That's a topical ointment thingy for all y'all non-staph connoisseurs out thurr.
I'm sure some legit staph connoisseurs do exist.
Like, it's their hobby. They're not even scientists or doctors or anything.
Moving on, methinks I'll discuss DEGRASSI TAKES MANHATTAN later because um yeah like what. I mean I liked it and all but I was a bit thrown by the marriage and twincest. Even if I liked those too. And it's not my fault they made two of the most attractive people siblings.
It's HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL all over again.
Except not...
It's pretty grody, not gonna lie. And this time it's on BOTH legs. Which is. . . ridic. But what's even worse (better?) is the pattern I'm beginning to establish. If I can only get a third, this will be statistically feasible.
Summer reading for high school English gives me staph infections.
How? I don't know. But somehow, whenever I venture outside in the summer (ok, so both times in the last two years) to read, this happens. The summer before tenth grade I was innocently reading The Joy Luck Club and as I recall I was doing some major hating on one of the characters and then I came inside and later I realized I had a very oddly placed and specific sunburn.
Long story, short: STAPH INFECTION.
This has just repeated itself with The Awakening even though I like all the characters. Booooo.
Worst part is, I can't go to the doctor for like another two days so I could very well die and that is not in my life plan so. Let's hope it doesn't happen. The good news is I found my BACTROBAN!!!! from my previous staph infection and it seems to be helping. That's a topical ointment thingy for all y'all non-staph connoisseurs out thurr.
I'm sure some legit staph connoisseurs do exist.
Like, it's their hobby. They're not even scientists or doctors or anything.
Moving on, methinks I'll discuss DEGRASSI TAKES MANHATTAN later because um yeah like what. I mean I liked it and all but I was a bit thrown by the marriage and twincest. Even if I liked those too. And it's not my fault they made two of the most attractive people siblings.
It's HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL all over again.
Except not...
Thursday, July 15, 2010
I wish I lived in a musical.
Sometimes.
Just a lil bit.
Because really, when you think about it, how totally freakin sweet would it be to burst into song about having no soap in the school bathroom or wanting to go see a movie or about. . . MISSING THE HILLS?!?
And of course you'd always sound amazing because Auto-Tune is just a natural part of any 21st century musical phenomenon and oh my goodness, I'm in love with this idea.
First day of school, I'm singing about how much I hate the god awful new uniforms. Because, seriously, we're wearing Gryffindor colors and it just looks awkward. Yellow shirts are rarely if ever okay.
I'm so excited now! Except I have to read The Awakening and Tess and it's a hot tranny mess. Still I'll do my best, expect nothing less and holy crap I could win a Tony.
Except not.
Just a lil bit.
Because really, when you think about it, how totally freakin sweet would it be to burst into song about having no soap in the school bathroom or wanting to go see a movie or about. . . MISSING THE HILLS?!?
And of course you'd always sound amazing because Auto-Tune is just a natural part of any 21st century musical phenomenon and oh my goodness, I'm in love with this idea.
First day of school, I'm singing about how much I hate the god awful new uniforms. Because, seriously, we're wearing Gryffindor colors and it just looks awkward. Yellow shirts are rarely if ever okay.
I'm so excited now! Except I have to read The Awakening and Tess and it's a hot tranny mess. Still I'll do my best, expect nothing less and holy crap I could win a Tony.
Except not.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Oh noes! What a morbid name for a light-hearted blog!
If you stumbled upon this blog just like accidentally and not on purpose while you were weeping hysterically... I'm pretty sure I apologize. Out of curiosity, I searched "death of a loved one" on answers.com. The results:
1. How can I accept the death of a loved one?
2. Depression: definition, synonyms
3. Statutes of Limitations question: How long after the death of a loved one does
the executrix have to settle the estate
4. Helping Yourself and Others Deal with Death
5. How do you help someone grieving a loss of a loved one?
6. banshee: definition
7. When loved ones are taken in death
8. Grief Stages
9. What does it mean to dream about dying
10. midlife crisis: definition
Soooo... yeah. Nothing too cheerful going on up in hurr. But that's why I'm doing this. "Death of a Loved One" doesn't have to be sad! I'm taking it back. Just like Randall in Clerks II? Y'all know what I mean. His racial slur is my cause of grief!
Anyway. I don't intend to talk much about death. Unless it happens on a TV show or something fictional like that. In which case, um, preemptive spoiler alert!
Again, though, if you stumbled upon my sick joke while looking for some forreal help, I'm sorry. And I offer you my condolences. It'll get better in time and, hey, we all miss your cousin*.
:)/:(
*(And yes, that was inspired by a Daniel Tosh joke in his Completely Serious special. I loveeee him.)
1. How can I accept the death of a loved one?
2. Depression: definition, synonyms
3. Statutes of Limitations question: How long after the death of a loved one does
the executrix have to settle the estate
4. Helping Yourself and Others Deal with Death
5. How do you help someone grieving a loss of a loved one?
6. banshee: definition
7. When loved ones are taken in death
8. Grief Stages
9. What does it mean to dream about dying
10. midlife crisis: definition
Soooo... yeah. Nothing too cheerful going on up in hurr. But that's why I'm doing this. "Death of a Loved One" doesn't have to be sad! I'm taking it back. Just like Randall in Clerks II? Y'all know what I mean. His racial slur is my cause of grief!
Anyway. I don't intend to talk much about death. Unless it happens on a TV show or something fictional like that. In which case, um, preemptive spoiler alert!
Again, though, if you stumbled upon my sick joke while looking for some forreal help, I'm sorry. And I offer you my condolences. It'll get better in time and, hey, we all miss your cousin*.
:)/:(
*(And yes, that was inspired by a Daniel Tosh joke in his Completely Serious special. I loveeee him.)
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